Monday, July 30, 2007

Essay 4244


Word of the Day in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• New York City legislators are now seeking to symbolically ban “bitch” and “ho”—after already passing a resolution to stop the use of the N-word. The measures are not legally enforceable. As if we needed more reasons to arrest rappers.

• Music mogul Diddy is looking for a new assistant—literally. He’s only accepting video applications via YouTube. “It’s a new age, new time, new era,” said Diddy in a video clip. “Forget coming into the office and having a meeting with me and being all nervous. … What better job than that to have me scream at you, go crazy, keep you up at late hours, have you sleep-deprived?” In other words, he’s seeking a bitch or ho.

1 comment:

  1. Think of all the harm that might have been caused if the legislators had not wasted precious hours of our time and money voting this law into action.

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