Tuesday, May 13, 2008

5470: Keystone Cops.


The honeymoon’s over in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Remy Ma was forced to postpone her wedding at Riker’s Island when her groom-to-be Papoose was caught trying to smuggle in a handcuff key. He was asked to leave, and can’t return for at least six months. Unless, of course, he acts like a typical rapper and commits a crime.

• The first three jurors were chosen for R. Kelly’s child pornography trial. Somebody better frisk these folks for handcuff keys.

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