Saturday, November 08, 2008

6126: Injustice Denied.


Running out of options with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A Nevada judge denied O.J. Simpson a new trial. Simpson’s next move: requesting a presidential pardon once Barack Obama takes office.

• General Motors and Ford Motor Company reported big 3Q losses. The automaker’s next move: requesting financial assistance from Barack Obama once he takes office. Or maybe not even waiting that long.

• Sprint Nextel reported 3Q losses at 1.3 million customers. CEO Dan Hesse announced plans to increase the company’s marketing efforts. Great solution. More commercials starring the annoyingly boring Hesse.

1 comment:

  1. I hope OJ doesn't really try to ask for a pardon...
    Ha.

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