Thursday, December 04, 2008

6218: Cutting Remarks.


Pink slips and slides in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• AT&T plans to cut 12,000 jobs. But chances are, most of the workers won’t know it, because they didn’t get the firing call since they don’t have more bars on their cell phone service.

• United Airlines plans to wait until after the holiday rush before firing 1,200 workers. Gee, that should make for some cheery customer service during the busy flying period.

• DuPont announced plans to cut 2,500 jobs, as well as 4,000 contractors. Um, does anyone even know what DuPont does?

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