Tuesday, February 10, 2009

6431: Making Money In Macho Fashion.


Unoriginal ideas in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The original Village People cop is suing the current revamped group, demanding that they stop using his voice and likeness. Yeah, you copycat Village People should quit impersonating a fake policeman.

• Mickey D’s continues to enjoy how the economy is forcing people worldwide to eat at the fast food joint. The company CEO said, “McDonald’s continues to appeal to customers as we offer high-quality, affordable meal options and unparalleled convenience.” Look for the place to introduce McStimulus Meals.

• General Motors announced plans to cut 10,000 salaried jobs and reduce the remaining executives’ pay. Hey, that’s over 10,000 new customers for Mickey D’s.

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