Wednesday, April 29, 2009

6693: 100 Days Of Kicking Ass.


Hundreds of news items in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• President Barack Obama is celebrating his 100th day in office. Jackie Chan is celebrating his 100th movie. The duo should produce a Rush Hour sequel to commemorate the milestones.

• Chicago Sun-Times columnist Lewis Lazare reported ad agency Leo Burnett could lose 300 jobs if client Philip Morris makes good on rumored spending cuts. Cigarettes will kill you every time.

• An irate Sears shopper in New York is suing the retailer for $300 million after store managers failed to make good on a price guarantee, refusing to match a competitor’s lower price on a TV set. Sounds like the perfect premise for a reality TV show.

2 comments:

  1. Have to adore those frivolous lawsuits. Only in the judicial system does a few bucks difference in TV prices warrant a multi-million dollar lawsuit.

    After the case is dismissed, the plaintiff should flogged.

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