Monday, December 07, 2009

7327: Monday Morning Mulligans.


Keeping score with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• At this point, Tiger Woods needs a caddy to keep his scorecard straight. It’s a Who’s Who of Ho’s. If the scenario plays out in typical fashion, Woods will soon be admitted into a treatment center for sex addiction. Hopefully, he won’t have to drive himself to the facility.

• Oprah has invited Tiger Woods to visit her show and tell his side of the story. Then Oprah will confess to having slept with Tiger too.

1 comment:

  1. Oprah sleeping with Tiger? That's one of the basest, most offensive comments I've ever read on MCC.

    Everyone knows Oprah would never stoop to sleeping with any person of color.

    Besides Gayle King, that is.

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