Friday, July 16, 2010

7785: Chewing On The News.


Checking out the menu in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Carl’s Jr. is introducing a foot-long burger. Given the fast feeder’s penchant for risqué commercials involving hotties deep-throating burgers, one can only imagine how the new sandwich will be advertised.

• Canada rejected a PETA anti-meat ad featuring Pamela Anderson, charging the image was too sexist. Carl’s Jr. will probably counter by hiring Anderson as a spokeswoman.

• Baskin-Robbins is dumping 5 flavors from its iconic ice cream menu. Replacement choices likely include hamburger.

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