Tuesday, March 29, 2011

8662: Not The Love Boat.


Women’s prerogatives in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• If Foxy Brown opened a chain of beauty salons, the places would require serious security. The recording artist staged another nail-related tirade, this time while on a Royal Caribbean cruise. After arriving 3 hours late for her appointment, Brown exploded when the salon couldn’t accommodate her. She was confined to her cabin and dumped when the ship docked in the Cayman Islands. Look for Royal Caribbean to incorporate the scenario into its YouTube video series—and title it something like, “Ship Happens,” or “Royal Pain In The Ass.”

• Beyoncé bounced her dad, firing him as her manager after two decades of service. Well, at least she didn’t wait until Father’s Day. Look for Beyoncé to replace Donald Trump on The Apprentice if Trump decides to run for president.

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