Essay 1294

Have it your way with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Two New Mexico cops are suing Burger King after being served Whoppers laced with marijuana. The officers were halfway finished eating the burgers before realizing the patties had pot. “God forbid these officers didn’t realize their burgers were laced with pot and then were called to a violent situation where they’d have to draw their firearms,” said their lawyer. “Their lives were placed in danger because of these [restaurant crew] idiots and Burger King.” Maybe being fried is better than flame-broiled.

• The moronic student who sparked controversy by dressing up as Hitler for Halloween is in the news again (see Essay 1273). But this time, he actually joined marchers at his school who were protesting his costume. The idiot declared, “They called it a walk of tolerance and respect, so I figured I would go and show my tolerance and respect for other people’s views of my costume.” This kid probably regularly eats at Burger King in New Mexico.