Hip news with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Shaking it like Shakira shook up a Shakira wannabe, who’s now shaking a lawsuit. A New Jersey woman entered a “Shake it like Shakira” dance contest and injured her knee while performing on the Manhattan establishment’s bar. “Between people and bartenders spilling drinks on the bar, it’s just not a safe surface,” said the woman’s lawyer. “The event itself was inherently unsafe.” That’s probably true, as the regularly-held contests feature thong-wearing patrons grinding for the boys.
• Britney dumps K-Fed. Bush dumps R-Feld. Borat dumps on American public.
• Bill Cosby quietly dumped a sexual-assault case by settling out of court. Cosby was accused of drugging and sexually assaulting a woman in 2004. The case inspired a dozen more women to step forward, insisting Cosby had assaulted them too. The terms of the settlement remain confidential. Meanwhile, Cosby continues his nationwide tour, dumping on folks for their lack of morals and responsibility.
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