Essay 1456

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• China is instituting new rules for foreign adoptions, turning down applicants who are single, obese and taking anti-depressants. Wow, they must really be pissed off at Rosie O’Donnell.

• O.J. Simpson is being sued again by Fred Goldman, father of murder victim Ronald Goldman. This time, Goldman is charging Simpson collected over $1 million on the cancelled “If I Did It” book and TV deal. Simpson owes Goldman $30 million after losing a civil suit. Wonder if Simpson will complain about a Jewish cabal working against him.

• The Los Angeles Fire Department continues to reel with controversies. Now officials working on two high-profile cases involving racial discrimination are claiming documents sent to a top commander were messed with — including having forged signatures. The officials insist reports were written and autographed without their consent. Looks like the shenanigans are not confined to the firehouse kitchen.

• A civil-rights group in Brooklyn protested at CNN studios, arguing talk-show host Lou Dobbs’ reporting on immigration is racist. While the group accused Dobbs of bashing immigrants with terms like “army of invaders,” a CNN spokesperson claims the reporter also gets “positive” reviews. CNN is probably the choice channel for The Minuteman Project.