Essay 1834

Girls Gone Wild and Gone For Good in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Delta Zeta sparked controversy at Indiana’s DePauw University when the sorority ousted its minority and unattractive members (see Essay 1766). Now the university has struck back, cutting its ties with the sorority. “We at DePauw do not like the way our students were treated,” wrote the university’s president. “We at DePauw believe that the values of our university and those of the national Delta Zeta sorority are incompatible.” Starting next fall, the sorority will be banned from allowing members in its house on campus. Talk about revenge of the nerds.

• The New York Daily News reported that Foxy Brown has more legal problems — this time with the state’s DMV. Seems the rapper has racked up 16 traffic violations in less than three years, owing $4,780 in fines and surcharges. “She has to answer all these different summonses before she’s allowed to drive,” said a DMV spokesman. Until then, Foxy will play Run DMV.