Essay 4455

Ladies Fright Out in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Josie Smith-Malave, a former contestant on “Top Chef,” detailed an ugly gay-bashing experience. The openly gay woman (pictured above), her sister and a gay friend were attacked and beaten by an angry group of morons in Long Island about two weeks ago. Smith-Malave said, “I’ve never experienced something like that before, when you come face to face with people who are so angry.” Guess reality TV is still not as obscene as reality.

• At one point, sources claimed jail-bound rapper Foxy Brown was pregnant. But her manager announced, “…to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant.” All other negative statements related to the rapper are patently true.

• Rapper Remy Ma, already facing up to 25 years in the slammer for shooting a girlfriend in the stomach, is now looking at witness-tampering and gang-assault charges too. Get ready for a Foxy Brown-Remy Ma jailhouse concert on BET soon.

• Diddy’s in trouble again for advertising created to hype his designer fragrance, prompting speculation he’ll be forced to revise the work, as he toned down original Unforgivable ads. The spots show Diddy and model Jessica Gomez in various states of erotic play, and even MTV has indicated the network can’t run the stuff. Since when did MTV get a conscience? Can’t imagine Diddy’s work is any less obscene than Britney Spears’ performance at the Video Music Awards.