Essay 4475

Bitching in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Outtakes from an audio recording of the alleged O.J. Simpson robbery included, “Don’t let nobody out this room. Motherfuckers! … Motherfucker, you think you can steal my shit? … You know this shit ain’t over with, though. It ain’t over with. I’ll fuck you, fucker.” If the tape’s legit, you’re in deep shit.

• New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas presented unique perspectives during his trial, making distinctions between White men and Black men calling women bitches. Asked whether or not he would be offended if a Black man called a Black woman a bitch, Thomas replied, “Not as much. I’m sorry to say, I do make a distinction. A White male calling a Black female a bitch is highly offensive. That would have violated my code of conduct.” Somewhere in America, Don Imus is scratching his head.

• A new study showed one-third of men don’t wash their hands after using the restroom, versus only 12 percent of women. However, some men will wash their hands after murdering their ex-wife and companion, and will not be as offended at calling certain women bitches while doing so.