Short bits in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Gary Coleman got married. Let the gags incorporating Diff’rent Strokes and Whatchu Talkin’ ‘Bout begin.
• Coca-Cola reported 4Q 2007 profits rose 79 percent. But even Coke honchos were more amazed to hear about Gary Coleman’s wedding.
• Dunkin’ Donuts is expanding its menu to include more sandwiches and pizzas, plus replacing microwaves with convection ovens. “It speaks to changing consumption trends, with people having a lot more occasions to graze, and consumers’ desire to have what they want, when they want it,” said Dunkin’ Donuts’ president and chief brand officer. However, the fast feeder will probably introduce a special line of Dunkin’ Munchkins to commemorate Gary Coleman’s wedding.
ONLY thing odder would be if you told me that was Carrot Top. On second thought, that might not be enough to pass muster on the weird-shit-O-meter.
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