Thursday, August 07, 2008

5788: Trouble Brewing.


Not Living the High Life in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was thrown into jail for traveling to Canada without informing the court, a violation of the terms of his bond in his perjury case. Kilpatrick tried to apologize by explaining to the judge, “I’ve been living in an incredible state of pressure and scrutiny.” He may soon be living in an incredible state prison.

• Molson Coors Brewing company recorded 2Q profits dropped 56 percent. Guess the Silver Bullet is no financial silver bullet, in addition to being an outdated and corny campaign vehicle.

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Maybe Kwame can find solace in the possibility of conjugal visits from our mayor in Baltimore when she's sent to the pokey for steering construction contracts in exchange for gifts.

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