5930: Hanging With The Homeboys. And Hos.

Pre-trial news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• What will 50 Cent do before the custody trial over his 11-year-old son? “I’m going to hang out with some hos, make some movies, make some music, and continue to kick it,” declared Fiddy. Gee, we wonder how this trial will turn out.

• O.J. Simpson can’t catch a break. He was pulled over in Nevada after stopping at a gas station because a customer called the cops to say Juice was juiced. As it turned out, Simpson was sober. Just goes to show that the man is occasionally innocent.

• Mickey D’s worldwide sales jumped 14.5 percent in August. Um, does the planet Earth have a weight limit?