More reasons to hate Mondays in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Officials in West Virginia are pissed off at R.J. Reynolds for test-marketing its new smokeless product, Camel Snus, in college towns. To appease the officials, R.J. Reynolds will probably reintroduce Joe Camel as a college professor.
• Michael Jackson settled a lawsuit with a Bahraini sheik who said the pop star owed him $7 million after breaking promises to produce new music and an autobiography. Jacko’s lawyers had been arguing the loot was a gift. Right. Let’s see how they’d respond if Jackson deems their legal services a gift.
• General Motors will cease its 9-year spokesman relationship with Tiger Woods at the end of the 2008. Woods probably wanted a contract extension that would have required additional federal bailout money.
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