6179: Spam And Other Food-Like Substances.

Eating profits in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Despite contentions that Spam is doing good business, parent company Hormel reported 4Q profits dropped 33 percent. Wonder if company honchos will be forced to eat Spam in the coming months.

• Mickey D’s Double Cheeseburger will be leaving the Dollar Menu, as the fast feeder plans to raise its price to $1.19 in January. Wonder if cash-strapped customers will be forced to eat Spam in the coming months.

• Nothing runs like a Deere accountant. The company reported 4Q profits dropped 18 percent.