6222: Would You Like Fries With That?

Dollar Menu dilemmas in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A McMoron in Florida was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend with a McDonald’s cheeseburger. An argument led to the man smashing the sandwich into the victim's face. He was released on $1,000 bond. The amount would have been higher if it were a Big Mac Attack.

• Solo Cup Corporation cut 100 workers, who will probably soon be standing on street corners asking people to drop donations in their Solo cups.

• General Motors announced plans to fire 2,000 more workers. Wonder if they’ll also fly to Washington and request a bailout.