Monday, February 09, 2009

6426: Simulating The Economy.


Annual losers in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Nissan expects its first annual loss in nine years, prompting the decision to dump 20,000 jobs. Nissan’s tagline is “Shift.” For its workers, it just became “Shaft.”

• Starbucks is introducing its first value menu deal. Can’t wait until they turn the topless mermaid into a critter.

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