Lying around in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• A new poll indicates only 22 percent of Americans trust the government in Washington. These people also trust used car salesmen, lawyers and pathological liars.
• Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was found guilty of probation violation, including failure to disclose and surrender tax refunds and gifts from rich people. Kilpatrick is a perfect candidate to work in Washington.
• Oprah Winfrey angrily declared she would not undergo DNA testing to determine if a Mississippi man is her biological father. Which significantly increases the likelihood that the man will appear on The Tyra Show.
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