8520: Heading South.

There’s never a dearth of dumbness in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The U.S. Census shows Blacks are abandoning big cities in the Northeast and Midwest at the greatest numbers in decades, returning to the once-segregated South. Madison Avenue will use the figures as an excuse for the dearth of diversity in advertising agencies.

• Borders has filed for bankruptcy, with plans to close 200 stores nationwide by April. Madison Avenue will use the closings as an excuse for the dearth of diversity in advertising agencies.

• Billy Ray Cyrus and daughter Miley are allegedly not speaking to each other, partly because of daddy’s comments in a GQ interview. Mr. Cyrus claimed that “Hannah Montana” ruined his family, causing his divorce and leading to his daughter’s chaotic life. Madison Avenue will use the silly program as an excuse for the dearth of diversity in advertising agencies.