8657: Customer Complaints.

The customer is always riled in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A Taco Bell customer in Texas opened fire upon discovering the price of his favorite Beefy Crunch Burrito increased by 50 cents. The event turned into a 4-hour shootout with a SWAT team. Good thing the guy didn’t hear about the controversy surrounding Taco Bell’s beef.

• Abercrombie & Fitch is catching heat over offering padded bikini tops for prepubescent girls, with parents blasting the clothing chain for sexualizing kids. Um, have these parents ever seen any of A&B’s advertising? Much of it rivals the work of Dov Charney.