Sunday, November 06, 2011

9483: Herman Cain Gives Press The Finger.


I vaguely recall one instance of baseless sexual harassment charges.


Maybe there were two instances. My bad.


OK, there might have been three that I can’t remember.


You could find four—but they’re all groundless and baseless.


Aw, hell, gimme five.


Um, six…seven…eight…?


9-9-9.


Listen, let’s just round it off at ten, muthafuckas.


But I’m not talking about it anymore!

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