9562: Cain Draws A Map And A Blank.

GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain unveiled a new map to expose his vision for foreign policy and national security. A number of countries—including Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Israel and Japan—were labeled as “friends” on the illustration. For example, Mexico is identified as a friend in need. Which means it could expect to enjoy a 13-year affair with the United States under Cain’s leadership. Ironically, the graphic is titled, “My Assessment of Our Key Country Relations,” presented as the politician is reportedly “reassessing” his campaign in light of news of alleged improper relations. The next map from the Cain crew should diagram an exit strategy. Dancing With The Stars awaits.