Monday, March 22, 2010

7590: Sugarcoating The News.


Mediocre Monday MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Pepsico announced plans to cut sugar and salt from its products by 25 percent. Which means the unemployment rate for sugar and salt manufacturers will likely rise by 25 percent.

• Texas Republican Rep. Randy Neugebauer admitted to yelling “baby killer” during a floor speech by Democratic Rep. Bart Stupak. Maybe Neugebauer can record a duet with Rep. Joe “You lie!” Wilson.

• A new study shows men are more likely to engage in dangerous “physical risk-taking” if an attractive woman is watching. There’s a reality TV game show idea here.

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