Friday, February 27, 2026

17383: Taking Applications For Managing + Communicating Change At WPP.

This actual job listing for a Change Communications Manager at WPP (click on the image to enlarge) underscores how the White holding company is taking Adland from commoditization to commode.

 

The full job description includes:

 

The ideal candidate is a strong operator and storyteller—someone comfortable working in ambiguity, setting structure where none exists, and influencing without relying on formal authority.

 

Wow. A more succinct statement could read: Bullshit Artists Apply Now.

 

Candidates should also be able to mix and serve Kool-Aid for all WPP teammates across the globe.

 

Expect thousands of applicants—although the position will probably go to a White man or White woman.

 

Wonder if the job listing was generated by AI—which, in this case, stands for Asshole Identifier.

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