Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Essay 1951


Tasteless news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Mmmm…Toasty! A coyote wandered into a Chicago Quiznos on Tuesday, causing a minor stir. The animal inevitably left the restaurant, probably unimpressed by the prime rib sandwich.

• The mayor of New Castle, Indiana had to backpedal after approving a proclamation designating April as “Confederate History and Heritage” month. Surprised to learn the original decision caused controversy, the mayor repealed the act and said, “I don’t think there was any racial intent in this at all.” Perhaps the mayor needs a history lesson.

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