Friday, June 20, 2014

11915: New CD Coming To Pornhub.

Pornhub announced a winner in its search for a creative director, choosing a jerk-off copywriter from Istanbul. Ironically, the Turkish government inspired violent protests earlier in the year after introducing legislation designed to restrict public access to Internet pornography. So maybe the contrived, victorious idea depicted above is actually revolutionary. “The concept is smart, relatable and it has potential to work across all advertisement platforms,” said Pornhub VP Corey Price via a press release. “We’re thrilled to announce…the winner and are looking forward to working with him to roll out the industry’s first mainstream ad campaign.” Damn, the guy is an ignorant dick. And he didn’t realize the highly qualified Dov Charney is actually available for the position now.

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