Sunday, March 04, 2007

Essay 1795


Walking the walk with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Presidential contenders Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama will be wooing Black voters when they salute the 1965 Selma voting rights march on Sunday. Senator Clinton is slated to bring former President Bill Clinton. “There is no white politician in America who is more popular in the African-American community than Bill Clinton,” said a Democratic strategist. “So she has a very strong card to play.” Hillary’s playing the political race card.

• Foxy Brown has been marching out of a trendy New York restaurant without paying her bills, leading management to ban her from the establishment. The owner at Junior’s Restaurant on Flatbush Avenue decided to bar the rapper for two reasons: “One, she tries to skip out on checks and, two, she’s not polite.” Another manager said, “I don’t know, I think she needs therapy. … She’s been coming in for years, and it’s always a little drama.” Think she needs therapy? Um, a judge ordered her to undergo treatment.

• Speaking of therapy candidates, Ann Coulter sparked controversy at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference by saying, “I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards.” Democrats condemned the political commentator, who insisted the line was just a joke. She must have hired Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington as her comedy writer.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well Ann, it’s a free cun...

Anyway, I thought the GOP for sure would schedule an ‘accidental‘ appearance by Condi to steal some Dem. thunder, but it’s still early. The Dems will do something to steal their own soon enough.

;-p