Sunday, March 02, 2008

5182: Extreme Unhappiness.


Apologies not accepted in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A British Broadcasting Corporation documentary claimed Hells Angels sought to assassinate Mick Jagger in 1969. Jagger wanted to ban the use of Hells Angels as bouncers after the death of a concertgoer during a 1969 event where the iconic motorcycle gang worked security. “The Hells Angels were so angered by Jagger’s treatment of them that they decided to kill him,” said the presenter of the program. In the end, the gang couldn’t get no satisfaction.

• Muslim extremists are definitely unhappy over the publication of photos of Barack Obama clad in traditional Somali garb. Web sentiments directed toward the U.S. include, “May Allah kill them” and “May Allah destroy them.” A terror expert remarked, “They are suggesting there is no difference between Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, George Bush and Satan.” Or Hells Angels.

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