Sunday, February 03, 2019

14504: Why The LA Rams Will Win Super Bowl LIII.

For many years, MultiCultClassics has predicted the victor in NBA, MLB and NFL championships by applying the phenomenon of Offensive Karma.

Offensive Karma is defined by a team’s display of offensiveness in the form of words or actions rooted in bigotry, discrimination and ignorance—which then leads to the team’s ultimate demise in the championship tourney.

New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski deep-sixed his team’s chances with the 69 comment directed at a female reporter—a verbal fumble made especially offensive in this #MeToo era.

So look for the LA Rams to take the trophy. Unless anyone thinks LA Rams Cornerback Nickell Robey-Coleman trumps Gronk for getting away with blatant pass interference against the New Orleans Saints.

Update: Well, not only did New England overcome the Offensive Karma factor, offending culprit Gronkowski made key plays in the critical touchdown drive. It’s the NFL equivalent of Ted Royer landing a freelance gig with DDB. What’s next in 2019? Legal victories for Ralph Watson and Jeremy Perrott?

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