The NBA Playoffs have been affected by a new phenomenon that bettors and bookies should note: Offensive Karma.
Offensive Karma is defined by a team’s display of offensiveness in the form of words or actions rooted in bigotry, discrimination and ignorance—which then leads to the team’s ultimate demise in the championship tourney.
For example, Kobe Bryant showed offensiveness by hurling an anti-gay slur at a referee, earning a $150,000 fine from the league. The Los Angeles Lakers lost to the Dallas Mavericks in the second round of the Western Conference series.
LeBron James showed offensiveness with his “retarded” remark. However, James was trumped by Joakim Noah, who directed an anti-gay slur at a rude fan, earning a $50,000 fine. The Chicago Bulls fell to the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals.
At this point, James’ offense now rises to the top. So place your money on the Dallas Mavericks winning the NBA Championship.
Unless Dirk Nowitzki suddenly reveals his closet allegiance to Nazism.
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