Showing posts with label lebron james. Show all posts
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Friday, June 10, 2022

15852: LeBron James Traded To Magic…?

 

Magic Fruity Pebbles—a limited edition breakfast cereal—boasts a mega-promotion featuring Nike and LeBron James. The campaign underscores the lack of diversity in Bedrock. And wouldn’t it have made more sense to use Magic Johnson or an Orlando Magic player?

 

Then again, do professional athletes really eat breakfast cereal that magically turns milk purple? Whatever happened to Wheaties, the Breakfast of Champions?

 

Hey, wait a minute—how many cereals does King James play for?

 

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

12687: Black Hawks Down.

The Atlanta Hawks were swept in the Eastern Conference Finals by the Cleveland Cavaliers, who are now heading to the NBA Finals for the first time since 2007. But don’t be too quick to credit the extraordinary talent of LeBron James for the decisive victory. Rather, put the blame squarely on the Offensive Karma ignited by Hawks owner Bruce Levenson and Hawks general manager Danny Ferry. Thanks to Messrs. Levenson and Ferry, the Hawks couldn’t have beaten LeBron James—or even Kevin James.

Thursday, June 09, 2011

8880: NBA Finals Update.


The Dallas Mavericks have taken a 3-2 lead over the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals, with the last game(s) to be staged in Miami. Dwyane Wade sustained a hip injury that limited his action. Critics and commentators are hard-pressed to explain LeBron James’ series performance, especially in the 4th quarter. Perhaps Offensive Karma is the reason King James is playing like, well, a retard.

Wednesday, June 08, 2011

8871: NBA Finals Update.


The NBA Finals is now tied at two games each, with the pivotal Game 5 on Thursday. Historically, the team that takes Game 3 goes on to win the series; hence, the percentages favor the Miami Heat over the Dallas Mavericks. However, Offensive Karma may still be a factor in the ultimate outcome. Is it a coincidence that LeBron James—whose insulting “retarded” comment is potentially jinxing his team—delivered a subpar performance in Game 4? Stay tuned.

Friday, May 27, 2011

8823: Offensive Karma In The NBA Finals.


The NBA Playoffs have been affected by a new phenomenon that bettors and bookies should note: Offensive Karma.

Offensive Karma is defined by a team’s display of offensiveness in the form of words or actions rooted in bigotry, discrimination and ignorance—which then leads to the team’s ultimate demise in the championship tourney.

For example, Kobe Bryant showed offensiveness by hurling an anti-gay slur at a referee, earning a $150,000 fine from the league. The Los Angeles Lakers lost to the Dallas Mavericks in the second round of the Western Conference series.

LeBron James showed offensiveness with his “retarded” remark. However, James was trumped by Joakim Noah, who directed an anti-gay slur at a rude fan, earning a $50,000 fine. The Chicago Bulls fell to the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals.

At this point, James’ offense now rises to the top. So place your money on the Dallas Mavericks winning the NBA Championship.

Unless Dirk Nowitzki suddenly reveals his closet allegiance to Nazism.

Monday, May 09, 2011

8777: The King James’ Speech.


Apparently not to be outdone by the offensive prowess of Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant, Miami Heat star LeBron James shot his own naughty remark during a post-game press conference. Responding to a dumb question aimed at teammate Dwyane Wade, James muttered, “That’s retarded.” Bryant wound up shooting a PSA to make amends for his anti-gay slur hurled toward a referee. Look for James to counter with an appearance at the Special Olympics.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

8200: NBA Color Commentary.


From Salon…

Professional basketball’s new race debate
LeBron James created controversy this summer when he accused sports fans of racism. We ask an expert: Was he right?

By Ethan Sherwood Strauss

As the great David Halberstam often observed, the racial politics of professional basketball have always been rather delicate. The sport, after all, sells the talents, style and power of mostly young black men to a largely white audience — and these uncomfortable racial dynamics have a tendency to bubble to the surface in strange ways. This summer, after LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in a showy power grab, the move unleashed a tsunami of bile. According LeBron, the backlash was at least in part caused by the “race factor,” and it spawned a heated debate about the role of racism in the NBA.

For people looking for some perspective on the issue, “The Undisputed Guide to Pro Basketball History,” from the people behind the FreeDarko basketball blog, is a great place to start. The book is a collectivist account of the NBA’s racial, labor and cultural reverberations — with occasional jaunts into graphic novel format. “TUGTPBH” co-author Bethlehem Shoals is a primary contributor to FreeDarko, a site with a reputation for thought-provoking takes on the basketball world. Salon spoke to Shoals over the phone, about the LeBron controversy and the changing nature of race in the NBA.

Do you think racial resentment helped fuel the LeBron James backlash?

Well, obviously, there’s a dimension to that. You can say, “Oh, it’s just a coincidence that everyone is mad at him and he’s black.” But, I’m sorry, the country hasn’t earned the luxury to say, “You know, on this one, race really isn’t an issue.” The history of sports in America is shot through with all sorts of issues of race and perceptions of “the other.” And the NBA is the worst in that respect because it’s so closely associated with not just people of different skin color, but also the entire urban culture, for lack of a better term.

Has American culture grown more receptive to hearing statements about race from black athletes?

It depends on how much stock you want to put in the very universal — with a few notable exceptions — NBA player efforts to get Obama elected. No one seemed to have a huge problem with that. But then again, that was the building story of the century. And if you’re not going to let black athletes speak in favor of a black president, that’s when it starts to get a little dicey.

As for players having opinions on things that aren’t as obvious… I don’t know. When do athletes ever speak out about anything? Big-name athletes still don’t speak on anything unless it’s a humanitarian cause. Humanitarian causes are fine, when you’re not really blaming anyone or asking anyone to change. When, recently, have you heard of an athlete supporting a senatorial candidate? Has an athlete ever made a “It gets better” video?

When LeBron said that “race was a factor” in the backlash against him, he got quickly ridiculed for playing the “race card.” The media narrative seemed to insinuate that he was using an unfair tactic — or a cowardly tactic — just by bringing up that race played a role in the hatred.

LeBron simply said that “race was a factor,” and some people said, “Oh, you’re being a wuss!” or “Why didn’t you say this before?” I think it’s weird that he could be accused of being opportunistic by bringing it up — bringing it up because people were mad about it. It was like he was either going too far and not far enough.

When people talk about playing the race card, they mean that someone is halfheartedly, noncommittally using race because it’ll help them. But that’s the thing: If it was going to help him so much, then why didn’t he bring it up earlier? So you’re getting on the guy because he’s not mad enough about race in this situation? These are the same people who are saying that race isn’t a factor!

That reminds me of how politics is often assessed in a horse-race fashion, where people don’t discuss the veracity of a politician’s claims so much as they discuss the PR impact — and whether or not they will help or hurt the politician. It just seemed odd that the sportswriters were discussing the impact in terms of “Oh, this isn’t going to help LeBron. This is going to make it worse,” as opposed to going, “Well… he’s right.”

Sports media is by and large cynical, conservative and at best apolitical. I think it’s interesting because with politics, it’s regarded as a very bad thing that brands, P.R. or spin have taken total precedence over what’s true and what’s not. Obviously, the disconnect between policy and voting is the worst thing to happen in the history of people voting on issues.

But the thing about sports is, you have two sides to being an athlete. You’ve got what you do on the field, and then you have the brand side of it. Because part of being an athlete is getting money and a big part of getting money is your brand. Athletes have a voice and a platform, and some people think it gives them an obligation to take advantage it, and to stand up for just causes — or at least not to fall victim to utter B.S. That’s another issue altogether. I’m not sure why we look to athletes on these issues, because... they’re athletes!

I actually think it’s good if our most supposedly vacuous celebrities feel the need to have social consciousness and speak out on issues. It’s sad that we’re looking to them to do so, but I think it’s reflective of a healthy society if they’re doing it.

Yeah, I agree with you. Certainly, when you look in our book at the civil rights era, many athletes had a personal investment in that. There’s something very inspiring about that time. That’s what was so great about the summer of Obama in the NBA. We know these guys aren’t idiots, and it’s good to see them engaged politically. And yes, it’s indicative of a healthy society. Now, do we want to say that an athlete who didn’t support Obama publicly is somehow lacking as a human being? That’s when I start to have problems with it.

We talked about the racial resentment that may have played a role in the LeBron summer. I’m wondering, can NBA commissioner David Stern actually benefit from this possible resentment in almost a Lee Atwater fashion? Can that anger against LeBron James be harnessed to gather support for these billionaire owners?

Look, you’re certainly right about that, but I don’t think Stern needs to do anything to capitalize. Somehow these fans think they have more in common with the owners than they do with the players. You can always sell fans on the idea that players are spoiled millionaires. That’s why what [Cleveland Cavaliers owner] Dan Gilbert did was so terrible for the owners. Because it showed that he was even more of a spoiled millionaire than anyone claimed LeBron was.

Any thoughts on the controversial Ken Jeong–Derrick Rose commercial in which Jeong acts like a crazed, decadent rap star?

It weirds me out the way the commercial is somehow both offensive to black people, and at the same time, it’s making fun of Asians who “act black.” Because, that’s what [Jeong’s] whole stupid shtick is.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

7827: Questionable Financial Consultants.


A Midweek MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Actor Chris Tucker reportedly owes the IRS $11 million in back taxes. Is Tucker emulating Wesley Snipes? Look for the actor to beg Jackie Chan to produce another Rush Hour sequel.

• Jay-Z is allegedly irked that LeBron James didn’t consult with him during the free agency process. Um, Jay-Z has invested in the New Jersey Nets. That alone should be reason enough for James to avoid seeking NBA counsel from the hip hop mogul.

Monday, July 12, 2010

7780: LeBron James A Runaway Slave…?


From The Chicago Tribune…

Jesse Jackson: Cavs owner sees James as ‘runaway slave’

From The Associated Press

Jesse Jackson says the owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers sees LeBron James as a “runaway slave” and that the owner’s comments after the NBA forward decided to join the Miami Heat put the player in danger.

Shortly after James announced his decision last week, Dan Gilbert fired off an incendiary letter to Cleveland’s fans, ripping the 25-year-old and promising to deliver a title before James wins one.

He called James’ decision “cowardly” and later told The Associated Press he believes James quit during a handful of Cavaliers playoff games.

“He has gotten a free pass,” Gilbert told the AP in a phone interview late Thursday night. “People have covered up for (James) for way too long. Tonight we saw who he really is.”

Jackson said Gilbert’s comments were “mean, arrogant and presumptuous.”

“He speaks as an owner of LeBron and not the owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers,” the reverend said in a release from his Chicago-based civil rights group, the Rainbow PUSH Coalition. “His feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality. He sees LeBron as a runaway slave. This is an owner employee relationship—between business partners—and LeBron honoured his contract.”

Messages were left Sunday night seeking comment from Gilbert, the Cavaliers and James.

Jackson also called Gilbert’s comments an attack on all NBA players and said the owner should face a “challenge” from the league and the players’ association.

NBA spokesman Tim Frank declined comment.

Friday, July 09, 2010

7769: Slap Happy.


Not pulling punches in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• LeBron “King” James slaps Cleveland in the face. Jaleel “Urkel” White slaps baby mama in the breast implant.