11314: Rethink The Casting On Jobs.

Whose idea was it to depict a genius of our generation with one of the dumbest actors ever?

10065: Two And A Half Racists.

Popchips, ad agency Zambezi and Ashton Kutcher are catching heat from sources including Anil Dash and Angry Asian Man for a racist commercial video featuring Kutcher as stereotypical characters. To compound the cultural cluelessness, the video is also a fucking rip-off of the Cupid’s Arrow routine from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

9551: Taking Shots At Ashton Kutcher.

It’s only a matter of time before Nikon-created adultery porn appears on the Web.

9522: The Twitter King Is Dead.

The latest issue of Men’s Health called Ashton Kutcher a “Tech Guru” and “Twitter King.” Whoops, double whoops and triple whoops.