13969: Domino’s Delivers Irrelevance.

This Domino’s advertisement from McCann in Israel seems clueless from a life stage perspective. If you’re having a midlife crisis, you shouldn’t eat shitty pizza—or be awake at 4:00 am.

12437: S&McCann.

The talentless hacks from McCann Israel responsible for this Domino’s ad should be beaten into submission—and that’s truth well told.

From Ads of the World.

11966: Domino’s Delivers Stereotypes.

A MultiCultClassics visitor pointed out the Domino’s commercial from LatinWorks—replete with stereotypes including spear-wielding Blacks. Oh, and it’s for chicken pizza. At least Annie the Chicken Queen didn’t make a cameo appearance.

9251: Domino’s Pizza Scheme Made In Japan.

Advertising Age reported the Domino’s Pizza CEO in Japan plans to build the first fast-food outlet on the moon. A special website presents the crazy details. What’s the most outrageous part of it all? The Domino’s Pizza Japan CEO is a White guy.

6667: Burgers, Boogers And Bombing Business.

Wondering aloud with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Mickey D’s is unveiling its Angus Third Pounder sandwich, which will retail for $4. The executive vice president of a Chicago-based restaurant research firm said, “They delayed introducing it because of the economic environment, but they’re recognizing that all of the chains have a high-quality burger.” Is that an admission that Mickey D’s didn’t previously have a high-quality burger?

• Domino’s is introducing new products. And no, the items do not contain boogers. Right?

• General Motors proceeded to dump 1,600 workers on Monday, moving closer to its goal of shedding 3,400 salaried employees. GM North America President Troy Clarke said, “In these unprecedented times, GM is reinventing every aspect of our business, including our organizational size and structure, to create a lean and agile company.” Is that an admission to having been fat and clumsy?

6655: Dining, Dummies And Dialing.

Snacking with a MultiCultClassics Monlogue…

• An Illinois couple traveling in Arizona was seriously injured when a Mickey D’s sign fell on their vehicle. Expect a super-sized lawsuit.

• The idiotic woman in the infamous Domino’s YouTube video is also a convicted sex offender. Plus, she was convicted of having stolen goods and damaging a vending machine in 1995. In a response broadcast on YouTube, Domino’s CEO said, “We’re re-examining all of our hiring practices to make sure that people like this don’t make it into our stores.” You think?

• DirecTV and Comcast will cough up $3.2 million for calling people who told the companies not to call them again. It’s the second time DirecTV has been hit with a fine for violating do-not-call provisions. Maybe DirecTV can do a spot for its campaign with a takeoff on “Don’t Answer The Phone.”