Showing posts with label myths. Show all posts
Showing posts with label myths. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

12114: Worshipping Sir Martin Sorrell.

The Sunday Times depicted White adpeople prostrating before omnipotent WPP Overlord Sir Martin Sorrell, surrounded by the awards he has purchased. If Sorrell is indeed a God of Business, then God help us all.

But just to entertain the notion, let’s consider which Gods best reflect Sorrell:

Cronus devoured his offspring, which sorta mirrors Sorrell’s appetite for consuming companies via hostile takeovers.

Hades has been labeled as the King of the Underworld and God of the Dead and Riches, which certainly fits Sorrell.

Uranus works too, as Sorrell is a giant anus.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Essay 4667


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

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Facts show immigrants don’t deserve crime blame

Illegal immigrants get blamed for everything: rape, murder, robbery, you name it.

They are actually quite law-biding, as much as the rest of us, a Sun-Times report reveals.

They account for about 3 percent of the state’s population and an equal percentage of inmates in Cook County jails. Less than 4 percent of adults in Illinois prisons have been identified as illegal immigrants.

The perception holds that more illegal immigrants equals more crime. That view is bolstered by lies told by anti-illegal immigrant groups like the Minutemen. They claim 64,000 U.S. citizens have been killed by illegal immigrants since Sept. 11, 2001. That would mean more than half the murders in the United States have been committed by illegal immigrants.

That’s ludicrous.

Besides, the numbers don’t add up. The FBI doesn’t even track the data of offenders or victims based on their citizenship status. The data does show that nearly half of those arrested for murder or non-negligent manslaughter in 2006 were white. Only 1 percent of “criminal aliens” were in jail for murder in 2005, according to the Government Accountability Office.

Sadly, people tend to believe this anti-immigrant hype. They always have. One recent survey found most Americans believe immigrants boost crime. These same claims have been hurled at the Irish, Italians and Chinese at some point in America’s history. Today we scapegoat Mexicans.

We don’t blame all middle-age white guys for the crimes of John Wayne Gacy. We don’t blame all black men for John Allen Muhammad’s Beltway sniper-fest. We shouldn’t blame all illegal immigrants, either.