The Sunday Times depicted White adpeople prostrating before omnipotent WPP Overlord Sir Martin Sorrell, surrounded by the awards he has purchased. If Sorrell is indeed a God of Business, then God help us all.
But just to entertain the notion, let’s consider which Gods best reflect Sorrell:
Cronus devoured his offspring, which sorta mirrors Sorrell’s appetite for consuming companies via hostile takeovers.
Hades has been labeled as the King of the Underworld and God of the Dead and Riches, which certainly fits Sorrell.
Uranus works too, as Sorrell is a giant anus.