5992: Working On The Weekend.

Weekend tidbits in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A study showed that American workers spend about 25 percent of the workday goofing off via the Web. And probably another 25 percent using the Web to find a new job.

• American Greetings 2Q profits dropped 75 percent. Maybe the company should introduce a line of sympathy cards for failing businesses.

• A key witness in the O.J. Simpson trial testified that Simpson told him to bring a gun to the infamous hotel room showdown. Maybe O.J. will claim he was seeking to trade memorabilia for firearms.

5184: Don’t Sleep On This.

Waking up with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A new study shows about 3 in 10 workers have felt very sleepy, or even fallen asleep, during work in the past month. The number probably increases dramatically at advertising agencies like Draftfcb. Check out this supplemental report via George Parker at Adscam.

• Russell Simmons is officially endorsing Barack Obama for president. However, Obama has not locked up the critical hip hop vote, as 50 Cent—and even Simmons’ ex-wife Kimora Lee Simmons—endorsed Hillary Clinton.