Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Essay 4226


Not completely sure the ad was created by a White agency, but want to believe only a White agency could assemble a multicultural band like this.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4225


Styling and profiling with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The dry cleaners originally sued for $54 million over losing a Washington man’s pants are now hoping to raise money for their legal fees—by displaying the infamous trousers (pictured above). The storeowners owe about $100,000, and the fundraising event netted nearly $64,000 in donations. The moron who filed the lawsuit must be shitting his pants right now.

• G-Unit rapper Tony Yayo, charged with beating up a 14-year-old kid for wearing a sweatshirt with the logo of a rival recording company (see Essay 1901), rejected a plea deal that would have required a nine-month jail sentence. “It’s not even a good deal for a guilty person,” griped Yayo’s lawyer. Yayo should try to raise legal defense funds by displaying the offending sweatshirt.

• A study released by the Pew Hispanic Center showed only 13 percent of all Latinos voted in 2006, versus 27 of all Blacks and 39 percent of all Whites. Somebody needs to raise those numbers.

Essay 4224

Essay 4223


Unintentional Remark of the Week goes to branding guru Al Ries, who published a rant in the latest issue of Advertising Age on the mistake of diluting brands via new media. Ries wrote:

“‘Multi’ is one of the most dangerous words in the dictionary. Multimedia, multiplatform, multifunction, multichannel, multidigital, multifaceted. Whenever you hear the word ‘multi,’ you can be pretty sure it’s a sign of trouble.”

Hmmm. Wonder how advertising agencies desperate to sell clients on integrated marketing—hyping services with the terms above plus multidisciplined and multitalented—might react to Ries’ proclamation.

But it’s certainly true that Madison Avenue has long viewed as dangerous the word multicultural, avoiding it with multiple excuses and a multitude of lame alibis and outright lies.

Ries likely abhors the word himself, as the man’s company is co-operated by—you guessed it—his daughter. They’re both probably multimillionaires. And Ries is multilingual, displaying fluency in many forms of bullshit.

Essay 4222


“Just like a superhero, NonyX Nail Gel clears out the unsightly keratin debris that causes discolored nails.” Um, don’t recall any superhero boasting those amazing powers.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4221


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

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Mcdonald’s shouldn't clown around with raunchy lyrics

McDonald’s says it has booked Twista for a series of free shows because he will “resonate with young adults … in a way that is consistent with our brand.” The Chicago rapper certainly has a following among impressionable kids. But is the Oak Brook-based giant so eager to sell them Big Macs that it hasn’t bothered to listen to Twista’s demeaning message?

An artist who litters his songs with “ho” and “bitch,” Twista provides anything but the kind of “clean performance” McDonald’s says it is looking for. It’s one thing to hip up a brand long associated with Ronald McDonald. It’s quite another to label yourself with a very different kind of clown who demeans females.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Essay 4220


MultiCultClassics targeted Adcolor™ last June (see Essay 4008), but spotting the advertisement depicted above demands a fresh response.

According to the organization’s self-hype, “Adcolor™ is a collaboration between the ADVERTISING Club of New York (Ad Club NY), the Association of National Advertisers (ANA), the American Advertising Federation (AAF), the American Association of Advertising Agencies (AAAA), and Arnold Worldwide. This first of its kind cross-industry initiative is meant to serve as a catalyst for the next generation of diversity programs by combining the energy of the marketing, advertising, and media industries to identify current issues and opportunities around diversity. Specifically, our goals are to: Celebrate the accomplishments of outstanding diverse professionals; Leverage their stories as a road map for others to follow; Mine new data to shine a light on key challenges; Uncover new ways of spurring diversity in our collective industries.”

Whatever.

The first Adcolor™ project is The Adcolor Awards, designed to salute “outstanding diverse professionals at the junior, mid and senior levels in each segment of our industry.” Nominees must fall into one of five silos: American Indian or Alaskan Native; Asian or Pacific Islander; Black (Not Hispanic Origin); Hispanic; or Multi-Ethnic/Multi-Racial. Additionally, The Adcolor Awards categories include: Rising Star (less than 7 years experience); Innovator (an individual who has championed a new way of thinking); Change Agent (an individual who has played a leading role in spurring diversity within their organization); and Legend (15+ years experience). To view the complete contest legalese, surf to adcolor.org or click on the essay title above.

So who deserves the prestigious prizes to be doled out during the gala extravaganza in November?

One person who immediately comes to mind is Patricia Gatling, Commissioner and Chair of the New York City Commission on Human Rights. Unfortunately, Gatling doesn’t qualify because—per the official entry mandates—she isn’t employed in the advertising, marketing or media industry. Ditto New York City Councilman Larry Seabrook, who proclaimed Madison Avenue honchos “ran like chickens with their asses plucked clean” after they failed to attend public hearings on diversity last September.

Radio talk-show host and activist Sanford Moore warrants a nod for his numerous contributions—plus, for criticizing the industry with references to economic colonialism and slavery. His radio gig places him in the media industry slot. Then again, his harsh statements likely would not endear Moore to the judging panel.

Carmen Van Kerckhove of New Demographic has spotlighted the cause on her blogs and podcast. She may even fit a couple of the ethnic profiles. Alas, the judges could argue Van Kerckhove, like Gatling and Seabrook, is not a member of the club.

Laura Martinez Ruiz-Velasco is another contender. As the former founder and editor-in-chief of Marketing y Medios magazine, she gave the industry an honest, insightful and open view of Latino marketing. Until bloated conglomerate VNU decided to fold the publication, that is. While she continues to write for trade magazines and publish a blog, Martinez Ruiz-Velasco has temporarily lost her national soapbox, making a victory pretty challenging.

Matthew Creamer and Lisa Sanders of Advertising Age have delivered outstanding reporting on diversity issues in the past year. But they lack the color required to secure a nomination.

Steve Hall of Adrants.com has organized diversity recruitment seminars, conferences and job fairs—in addition to posting editorials on his popular blog. Sadly, he’s deficient in the pigmentation area too. Sorry, Steve.

Which leads us to The Adcolor Awards ultimate candidate: Hadji Williams.

For starters, Williams satisfies the ethnic eligibility angle.

Despite his occasional disdain for the business, Williams currently handles assignments as a consultant and freelance creative, which places him within the marketing and advertising industries. His book, blog, articles and speaking engagements position Williams in the media industry as well. He’s a veritable triple threat.

He’s too seasoned to be a Rising Star, yet too young for the Legend class. And the term Change Agent is annoying. Hence, let’s designate Williams as an Innovator.

Has Williams championed a new way of thinking on the issues of diversity in the advertising world? Hey, he rewrote the book. Literally.

“Knock The Hustle: How to Save Your Job and Your Life from Corporate America” is the sole contemporary tome that tackles the complexities of our culture-based crises. Williams offers advice, inspiration, wisdom and action plans. KTH has generated positive reviews from outsiders and insiders—including Madison Avenue veteran Tom Messner. A second edition with updates and original extensions is slated to release this year. And Williams’ blog complements the book with up-to-the-minute rants. You’d be hard-pressed to match the reach and results of KTH.

Williams keeps the hits coming with printed perspectives, podcast appearances and blog comments. He remains tireless and committed to voicing opinions that others dare not touch. Granted, Williams has ruffled more feathers than Frank Perdue in his heyday. But that’s to be expected when you’re battling nearly four decades of lies and lethargy.

Over the years, Williams has acted as a college instructor, molding and influencing future adpeople. He’s also spoken to entry-level professionals in a mentoring capacity. In short, there’s not a better role model in the game.

Sure, Williams is a controversial choice for The Adcolor Awards, especially if the real intent is to forward the stereotypical, sanitized sentiments associated with diversity. Hopefully, Adcolor™ will hold true to its lofty aspirations in an advanced style. While there may be individuals orchestrating change on smaller and local planes, it’s difficult to imagine anyone who has generated greater, broader returns than Williams.

In the meantime, MultiCultClassics staffers will proceed with the entry preparations, due on August 1. Adcolor™ requests two letters of recommendation, which might call for assistance from blog visitors and associates.

Stay tuned.

Essay 4219


Can’t help but wonder if the advertising industry is getting old, tapping memories of long lost youth. Or are today’s young turks merely lazy, finding inspiration from tired vehicles like That ‘70s Show?

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]


Essay 4218


A McMultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Mickey D’s has sparked McControversy with its upcoming 10-city music tour starring raunchy rapper Twista. In a Chicago campaign protesting the negative influences of rap, Twista appears in billboards calling for an end to demeaning language and violent sentiments. “If we are going to continue to put money behind stuff we say we have a problem with, then you’re part of the problem,” said the pastor of St. Sabina Catholic Church, which sponsored billboards. Somebody get a comment from Mayor McCheese.

• Mickey D’s posted its second-ever loss on Tuesday. “We continue to increase our relevance to busy consumers by delivering choice, variety and convenience that our customers have come to expect from McDonald’s,” said Chief Executive Jim Skinner. “Our business around the world is strong, and the energy, alignment and commitment behind enhancing the McDonald’s brand have never been better.” Maybe the Twista team-up is part of the enhancement efforts.

• A new study showed people drinking diet soda developed the same risks for heart disease as people drinking regular soda. Especially if you’re combining the diet soda with a Super-Sized Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

• Activists are protesting the proposed sale of a Bronx building, insisting it is “the birthplace of hip-hop.” Clive Campbell, aka DJ Kool Herc, hosted early hip-hop parties in the place during the 1970s and proclaimed, “This is the Bethlehem of hip-hop.” Visitors will probably bring gifts of guns, frankincense and marijuana.

Essay 4217

Essay 4216


What’s more effective for putting you to sleep than Lunesta? Viewing ads for Lunesta.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4215


From The New York Daily News…

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Rev. Sharpton Backs Idea on Rap Lyrics

By CAROLYN THOMPSON, Associated Press Writer

BUFFALO, N.Y. -- The Rev. Al Sharpton, who has challenged the entertainment industry on denigrating lyrics, on Monday supported a state senator’s idea to pull public investments from companies that won’t clean up their act.

Holding the entertainment industry accountable will be a primary goal of the newest chapter of Sharpton’s National Action Network, said the activist minister, who announced the formation of the Buffalo-Niagara branch while in town to address a convention of black criminal justice professionals.

Roughly $3 billion from New York’s state pension fund is invested in the entertainment industry, according to state Sen. Antoine Thompson, who requested an inventory of entertainment industry investments from the state comptroller earlier this year.

Thompson suggested leveraging the investments to open dialogue with industry executives.

“We just want to have more responsible entertainment where we’re not using language that’s offensive to anybody,” the Buffalo Democrat said.

“The idea of divesting New York State taxpayers’ money from record companies that have a double standard when it comes to language is something that will be a priority,” said Sharpton, who led the drive to have Don Imus fired from his syndicated radio show for calling the Rutgers University women’s basketball team “nappy-headed hos.”

In April, hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons said the recording and broadcast industries should consistently ban three racial and sexist epithets from all so-called clean versions of rap songs and the airwaves. Expressing concern about the “growing public outrage” over the use of such words in rap lyrics, Simmons said the words “bitch,” “ho” and “nigger’ should be considered “extreme curse words.”

Sharpton said the Buffalo chapter of NAN also would consider town hall forums and other venues to steer young blacks toward positive goals, especially now that the city has elected its first black mayor and has a black schools superintendent and police commissioner.

“I remember many years ago when I would come to Buffalo, we dreamed of days of black empowerment,” Sharpton said. “Now we have to make sure the conduct of our black citizens complements that achievement. We cannot undermine them with the conduct of killing each other, selling drugs to each other and really celebrating a culture of depravity and decadence.”

The Buffalo-Niagara Falls chapter is the 36th branch of NAN, which Sharpton founded to protect civil rights for minorities.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Essay 4214


This ad is Imodium-induced shit.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4213


Perceptions and reality in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• America has elected its first female president. At least that’s the plan for next season’s FOX series “24.” Actress Cherry Jones (pictured above) will star as President Allison Taylor. The series has already depicted two Black presidents. So the show could be categorized as Un-Reality TV.

• Fred Goldman plans to request that a federal bankruptcy judge grant him the rights to O.J. Simpson’s cancelled “If I Did It” book. “This is the first opportunity we have ever had to take an asset from the killer,” said Goldman. The family of Nicole Brown Simpson is also seeking a piece of the action. There’s gotta be a reality TV series in the works with this scenario.

• Rappers Ja Rule and Lil Wayne were busted for gun possession in separate incidents on Sunday. For most citizens, Sunday is a day of rest. For rappers, it’s a day of arrest.

Essay 4212

Essay 4211


A self-respecting creative director would have passed on this ad.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Essay 4210


Inking the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue..

• A tattoo artist from Long Island, New York (pictured above), is suing Converse for allegedly ripping off his design for a $60 pair of sneakers. “As soon as an artist puts paintbrush to canvas, or in this case, needle to skin, the artwork is fixed in a tangible medium” and deemed protected by copyright, said the artist’s lawyer. Maybe tattoos should include a © within every design.

• Do all Asian American students at UC schools look the same? A group of Pacific Islander and Asian students from UCLA is urging the school to expand its demographic identification system to spotlight low numbers in some of those communities. “Pacific Islanders are just pushed under this umbrella of Asian and are never really seen,” said a Samoan American junior at UCLA. “Our small numbers are never recognized.” The school officials admit there is room for change. “We’re a university, so we always think more information is better,” said the director of policy and external affairs in UC student affairs. “The question is the cost.” In other words, change is cool if it only requires spare change.

• The federal minimum wage will rise from $5.15 per hour to $5.85 this week. Which means Mickey D’s employees will receive and additional 70 cents per hour to provide the same unfriendly and incompetent service.

• India elected its first female president on Saturday, which is extraordinary for a country with widespread and deep-rooted gender discrimination. Until now, it seemed like the only respected females in India were cows. Congratulations to Pratibha Patil—a lawyer, congresswoman and former governor of the northern state of Rajasthan—on her breakthrough victory.

Essay 4209


Here’s another example of Dove abandoning its Real Beauty concept whenever the mood strikes. Guess it’s a “real beautiful” woman’s prerogative to change her campaign.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]

Essay 4208


Neglected to mention this last week.

Carmen Van Kerckhove interviewed Laura Martinez, discussing multicultural marketing and the ways in which it can reinforce essentialist notions about racial or ethnic groups.

Van Kerckhove is co-founder and president of New Demographic, an anti-racism training company; plus, she edits a network of blogs including Racialicious, Anti-Racist Parent and Race in the Workplace. Martinez is the former editor-in-chief and founder of Marketing y Medios, the premier source reporting on Latino marketing.

The interview can be heard via Addicted to Race, New Demographic’s weekly podcast about America’s obsession with race.

Click on the essay title above to check it out.

Essay 4207


Trivia Fact: The products depicted here are called “Singles” because they don’t legally and technically qualify to be labeled as cheese (that’s also why Cheez Whiz® is spelled with a “z”—it’s not real cheese). So this ad depicts a fake cow hawking fake cheese.

[MultiCultClassics often critiques questionable work created by multicultural advertising agencies. But the truth is, in terms of volume, percentages and any other measuring standard, the majority of lousy ideas are produced by White agencies. In the spirit of inclusion, this week MultiCultClassics spotlights some White ad trash.]