Thursday, June 30, 2011

8947: Rubber Chicken At KFC…?


Advertising Age reported KFC is introducing a “Chief Chicken Officer,” whose responsibilities include acting as a spokesman for the fast feeder’s new Cook Certification Program. This is all in keeping with the KFC tradition of fake titles, as founder Harland Sanders was originally given the honorary designation of “Colonel” in 1935. Additionally, the chain is relaunching grilled chicken, which flies in the face of the Kentucky Fried Chicken label. Somebody please verify that the shit they’re selling is actually chicken.

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