Essay 294

Hollywood Moments from MultiCultClassics Minutes…

• From Desperate Housewives to just plain desperate. Page Kennedy, who was fired from the popular ABC show for unknown reasons, is releasing a rap tune to defend himself. Rumors include the actor exposed himself to cast members, although Kennedy insists the cast never saw his member. Nonetheless, he’s seeking to vindicate his reputation through rhyme. Can’t think of a better way to establish credibility.

• Jerry Springer announced he will not run in the Ohio governor's race. Springer had considered entering, but he wanted to see which candidates would emerge. Ultimately, the talk-show host said it would “be irresponsible, divisive, and a betrayal of principle for me to jump into the race at this late stage.” Since when did this moron ever worry about being irresponsible, divisive and betraying principles?

• The funeral for Stanley Tookie Williams was a star-studded event, featuring celebrities like Snoop Dogg and motivational speaker Tony Robbins. Not sure what Robbins was doing there — probably hoping to establish some street cred. God help us all if he starts to work rap into his routines. Police presence was heavy too, as mourners included many gang members.

• Crime in Los Angeles has dropped for the third consecutive year. The city may wind up with a 10 percent decline for 2005. While many are taking credit, few can pinpoint the true reasons. Police Chief William J. Bratton praises improved policing. Social experts cite the gentrification of previously rough neighborhoods. Others point to a stronger economy that provides more jobs. And California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger probably boasts his plan to invent a squadron of terminator cyborgs.