Essay 1539

Passing through security with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The Transportation Security Administration has stepped up its cultural-awareness training for airport workers as an estimated 20,000 American Muslims will be returning from the annual hajj in Mecca. “Their efforts are a modest but important beginning,” said the professor emeritus of mass communications at Southern Illinois University. “But until such time that we react to the vilification of and discrimination against Arabs in the same way we react to the vilification of others like Jews, Blacks, and Hispanics, I’m not going to go dancing in the streets.” Despite the enhanced training, it’s not recommended that you dance in airport terminals either.

• The Transportation Security Administration announced plans allowing ads to appear on the plastic bins that hold stuff passing through X-ray machines. Seems like the perfect vehicle to showcase trips to Mecca.

• Rev. Al Sharpton is contemplating a run for the presidency. Sharpton said, “I don’t hear any reason not to. … If we’re talking about the urban agenda, can you tell me anybody else in the field who’s representing that right now? We clearly have a reason to run, and whether we do it or not we’ll see over the next couple of months.” Wait a minute —Hillary’s hubby doesn’t represent the urban agenda?

• 50 Cent is launching a line of condoms. “The kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head — read a book, read a book,” said the rapper. “We have to be a little more creative about it. It’s the same with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I’m going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness.” Potential slogan: “For your G-Unit.”