Blowing off the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• In Florida, State Rep. Bob Allen (pictured above) is still trying to explain why he was arrested last month for offering to perform oral sex on an undercover cop in a men’s room at Veterans Memorial Park. Allen insists he was approached by “a pretty stocky Black guy, and there was nothing but other Black guys around in the park.” Fearing he “was about to be a statistic,” Allen claims he would have said anything to avoid trouble. Hmmm. So fearful and intimidated by a Black man that you suggested giving him a blowjob? Sorry, Mr. Allen, but your story sucks.
• Census Bureau figures show Whites are minorities in nearly one out of ten counties in the U.S. Which means State Rep. Bob Allen could be offering a lot of blowjobs.
4 comments:
a blow job AND twenty bucks.
Start the countdown until Bob says he’s in rehab for a black guy sex addition thing.
Or something like that.
Wow, that's got to be the worst lie of all time. Maybe he needs to talk to George Michael or Pee Wee.
hey, Lindsay Lohan said the black guy was driving the SUV when was drunk... Paris Hilton pulled a similar stunt a few years back.
you'd think these people work in the ad industry or something.
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