Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Essay 4354


Criminy, it’s another MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Criminal sexual harassment charges were dismissed against two Oregon 13-year-olds. The boys had allegedly slapped the asses and poked the breasts of female classmates. They apologized in court to the girls by saying, “I never intended to hurt you in any way,” and “I hope we can still be friends.” Madison Avenue will probably recruit the two as future admen.

• Add another charge to Foxy Brown’s rap sheet—lying to police during a traffic stop. When pulled over last week for running a stop sign and using her cell phone, the rapper gave officers a fake name and birth date. She was issued seven tickets. Not sure who the citations were made out to.

1 comment:

HustleKnocker said...

wonder how much trouble these boys would've gotten into if they didn't look like your typical, ah, er...

future advertising intern?