Thursday, November 15, 2007

Essay 4706

Talkin’ ‘bout a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis? Gary Coleman sold his Nintendo GameCube and six games—embellished with his autograph—on eBay for $510. Coleman had probably been living in the GameCube’s packing box.

• O.J. Simpson is going to trial, thanks to a judge’s decision that there’s enough evidence to warrant moving forward. “This is what we expected,” said Simpson. “If I have any disappointment it’s that I wish a jury was here. As always, I rely on the jury system.” Well, he certainly can’t rely on truth and justice.

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