Thursday, November 22, 2007

Essay 4738


Giving Thanks in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Admittedly don’t follow the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, but what the hell is Ronald McDonald doing in it—introducing a McTurkey Burger?

• If CBS news writers go on strike, it could cancel the Democratic presidential debate scheduled for December 10. “It is my hope that both sides will reach an agreement that results in a secure contract for the workers at CBS News, but let me be clear: I will honor the picket line if the workers at CBS News decide to strike,” said Hillary Clinton. Wonder who wrote that line for her.

• An inmate from a New York state prison sent letters filled with a white powdery substance to several media organizations and the Rev. Al Sharpton’s National Action Network headquarters. “The contents tested negative for any pathogens … It appears to be talcum powder,” said an FBI representative. Sharpton will probably complain about the powder being White.

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