Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Essay 4956


Going nowhere in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Wesley Snipes lost his bids to delay and relocate the upcoming federal tax-evasion case. His next move: replace his lawyers with the guys representing R. Kelly.

• Michael Vick was relocated from Virginia to a Kansas jail. Wesley Snipes will probably be inquiring about the availability of Vick’s lawyers.

• A new study showed girls who consider themselves unpopular are more prone to gaining weight. And once they do, they likely become even more unpopular.

• The new Starbucks CEO—who is actually the old Starbucks CEO—announced plans to close some stores. Shutting down a Starbucks would force customers to, well, walk across the street to the other Starbucks.

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